My scale is broken. This isn’t a joke, it really is broken!
It’s not that I am so heavy that I popped a spring or crushed a sensor… it’s that the stinking battery is dead!
I stood on the scale this morning and it flashed all sorts of funny things. When I flipped it over to change the battery, I discovered that there wasn’t a battery to be replaced. The battery was permanently hardwired and encased inside of the metal underbelly of the scale. So in other words, I have to buy a new scale instead of a new battery.